Posts tagged Birthday Post
To My Daughter On Her Third Birthday

I’ve been thinking about you turning three a lot. Worrying. Planning. When your brother turned three he was possessed by a series of demons that turned my sweet toddler into a raging, rampaging monster. We didn’t have a ton of fun that year.

And you are…well..slightly more intense than he is.

SO HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO SURVIVE THIS?!?!?

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As You Turn Two

Tomorrow is your second birthday and somehow that is shocking to me. Where did an entire year go? Wasn't I just writing to you on your first birthday last week? Once again I'm sick for your big day. I hope this doesn't become a trend - it's not fun for anyone.

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To My Son On His Fourth Birthday

First of all, you should know that I did not approve this. I did not say that it was okay for you to just keep growing and changing. Where are my chubby little legs? Where are my tiny baby toes? Mommy votes no.

That's another thing - at some point this year I went from being Mama to Mommy and I'm not sure how I feel about it. Mommy is something that kids say. Children. Not babies.

I may need to come to terms with the fact that you aren't a baby anymore. Shit.

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